Just a Short

Yesterday at the faculty meeting, folks complained that the announcements are way too long, and that many, delivered to the whole school, only pertain to a few. The principal promised to think about it.

Thus it is that, today, we have had the following announcements:

“Just a short announcement to those for whom this announcement is, ah, you know, an actual announcement. Six Flags.”

And my favorite thus far. “Just a short announcement. Bluetooth.” Someone, I think it was Mr. North, hollered down the hall, “Can I buy a verb?”

Then there was simply, “Don’t wear black tomorrow.”

And, “Just a short announcement to those to whom this announcement is to you. Stand-by.”


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