My First Girlfriend

by Publius

The other day, all the teachers had to put security checks on our payroll accounts. So there’s ten questions. Your mother’s maiden name. Your high school. Like that. Then there’s, “What was your first girlfriend’s name?” Three of us are doing it together, so North says, “Sally.” And Art says, “My first girlfriend was Emily. What about you?”

“I called her Mama-san go boom-boom five dollar?”

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Filed under: Humor, Prose, Publius